I have had good intentions. I had come up with great titles and even funny jokes.
But my time is precious. (Well, really it just runs out. Then, I feel guilty about posting it because it was totally yesterdays news.)
But for a recap here are some of the titles or subjects that I wanted to blog about:
Take that Justin Knox! Life should be a Musical Negotiations and Stolen Kisses Am I still in the running to have the first girl? Robyn is going to be twinkled Tell me you didn't throw out my food! I called 911.... now I'm in love The only reason to stay single
Probably at some point, I will still blog about a couple of these. But, if your interested in them now and just can't wait. Go ahead and ask.
Many of you have heard me rave about "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"
I watched the movie trailer in 3-D this weekend.
It is perfection for all those who's mind is constantly on food.
Haven't we all thought (at one time or another) that it would be pure bliss to have food fall from the sky? (Preferably, double chunk chewy chocolate chip cookies followed with a shower of ice cold milk) This author taps right into my heavenly day dream. The citizens of chewandswallow don't have the aggravations of normal people like grocery shopping, cooking for hours then realizing you are missing a key ingredient. They just simply walk outside with plate and fork and voila they have their 5 course meal.
However, tragedy strikes this little townwhen unexpected storm strikes the town. They narrowly escape.
The people who lived through the this time of chaos in their little town, are testimonies to me of why food shouldn't come from the sky.
Of course it shatters my dream, but brings perspective.
Muffins, I have decided, are a conspiracy of the devil.
I had a muffin this morning for breakfast. It looked so innocent there up on the shelf. It wasn't large. Just ordinary. I didn't even think to check what the nutrition value was. (I mean, please...it's a muffin!)
So let me raise a voice of warning to all those that are contemplating a Walgreen's Creamy Cheese Streusel Muffin.
It contains 540calories. Yep, 29 fat grams. Not only that....It wasn't even good!!! This means I can't eat my beloved Big Mac!
You might wonder why I mention God's Gift to hamburger lovers everywhere...
It's because the Big Mac has the exact same amount of calories and fat grams!!! Don't place the blame on the Big Mac. Muffin tops (like the one observed on the right) came to be because of the muffin. So to all my ladies that are trying to avoid this faux pas. Try not to eat the muffins and proceed to squeeze yourself into the jeans you wore when you were 12.
(I say these words because I love you all and don't want to see you end up in a tragedy like this)